I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
