OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
