does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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