If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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