OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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