Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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