Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Randomize
