How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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