You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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