Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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