ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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