Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Randomize
