i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize