my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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