no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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