Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
