One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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