I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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