are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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