I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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