we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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