at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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