Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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