There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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