i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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