Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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