he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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