i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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