I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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