I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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