I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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