watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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