You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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