i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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