i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize