Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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