you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Randomize
