called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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