I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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