I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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