is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Drake has all the answers
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
