i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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