I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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