You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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