I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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