Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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