Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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