i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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