fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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