Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Sorry about my life...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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