I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
