5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you would pick up someone in the library
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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