If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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