dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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