I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
All I want is dick and wine.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize