Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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